SECTIONS
Saturday, 4th February, 2012 - 15:35 PM
SECTIONS
RANDOM
JOKE
A snail was returning home late one night and had to cut through a dark alleyway. As he was going down it, he was mugged by two slugs. At the police station, a policeman asked him, "Can you give me a description of your attackers?" The snail pondered this for a moment, and then replied, "I'm not sure... it all happened so quickly."
RANDOM
QUOTE
A writer is congenially unable to tell the truth, and that is why we call what he writes fiction. WILLIAM FAULKNER
